Forum Trolls

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Forum Trolls Database

Among the many bogs that Dragonmaw players travel, the forums are undoubtedly the most dangerous. Among the whiny fucks that have no sense of humor are Pulsar and Kiki. If you can't take a joke, don't fucking put yourself in a community. Kthx.

Trash Mobs

Maddruidman - No strat here, just go all out and he'll back down pretty fast.

Joeh - The resident naive girl. Joeh is not a mandatory thread-instance encounter, but simple mistakes can easily draw her aggro. Joeh will not aggro the entire raid group, but you must be careful of getting on her threat list as it will in all cases result in a severe scolding. Getting on her threat list involves making rude, snide or hateful comments about people she likes, cares about, or believes has done no wrong. Joeh will sometimes help your raid if no participants are on her aggro list, and at most times is an invaluable partner, so it is generally very wise to stay off the list. If you do so happen to gain aggro, a quick retreat is the best solution as only the strongest, sturdiest and wittiest opponents can go head to head with her. Joeh does not continue the chase of her opponents outside of the instance, so retreat is always simple.

Ithellen - Imported straight from Bloodscalp Server Forums. Simple encounter, straight up DPS with tanks holding aggro for 80%. Once Ithellen is down to 20% he will start to spam chat, lagging the raid and causing casting delays. At 10% he will throw up a bubble and walk in a counterclockwise movement attacking raid members along the way. At this point the MT must repick aggro and raid must use white damage to finish him off. No chance of escape, if you run he will get a dev to sticky you causing an immense amount of damage.

Bosses

Valas - This encounter has a trick, some consider it an exploit though. I won't list a normal strat, as nobody bothers. Simply remember that he can be beaten with logical fallacies. Just whip out one or two of these, and he'll give up trying to fight with you. It's that simple, then (similar to Majordomo), he'll move his way onto Sityra, prepare!

Sityra - Valas will begin the linking ritual and out comes Sityra, after a little event, it's time to go. Sityra has rather low damage output, but takes a beating. Make sure all mana-limited classes practice good conservation. Phase one opens with a member of your raid making any statement. Sityra will then aggro the entire thread-raid and you'll all be forced into combat. Have your main-tank in high ego-defense gear and get him facing away from the other members of the raid. Allow the tank a few posts to grab initial aggro, then get your DPS to go in. Make sure the DPS is slow, so Sityra focuses on the main-tank the entire time. The moment the tank loses aggro, it's over. Sityra will Enrage and start taking out players by the handful. The only way to win this is to have a constant stream of subtle jabs at the back while the main-tank holds him off. Around 25%, Sityra will go into a Frenzy and will require being kited around. As the main-tank kites Sityra around, Sityra will, at five to ten second intervals, release an "Offensive Comment". Anyone caught in the offensive comment will become disoriented for 10 seconds, and then be sent into a "Rage of The Ancients". While under the influences of this debuff, the player will lose all abilities and be forced to report Sityra. If more than five players end up reporting Sityra, it's game over. Sityra will /cackle and explode, dealing 100% HP damage to any player in that thread-instance. Just make sure to avoid that, and keep ranged DPS on.

Kulvalion - Currently bugged and unbeatable under any circumstance, Blizzard has said "working as intended" so we don't know what's going on.